Shorty is our 2 1/2 year old daughter. She says things wrong. It's funny.
"nuffy"= nothing
Mom: Shorty, what do you have in your mouth?
Shorty: Nuffy (while smiling innocently and trying not to chew on the chips that she snuck out of the cabinet)
"sinky" = drink
Dad: What is it that you are screaming to get?
Shorty: Sinky....pop...mine.
"felph" = self
Skater: Do you need me to help you buckle your seatbelt?
Shorty: No...felph.
"comey" = thank you (I think this one started because of her hearing us say you're welcome...I don't really know)
Rock Collector: Here you go Shorty...here are some crayons for you to use.
Shorty: Comey, Sissy.
Now, feel free to start using these words in your daily vocabulary as we have in our family.
What are some funny toddler-speak words have been heard around your house?
Wednesday, June 3
Tuesday, May 19
To Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity...
I posted this on my first blog over a year ago. I find some of these VERY amusing. Had to share them again!
1. At lunch time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
1. At lunch time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
Tuesday, April 28
The Motions
I have been feeling like this a lot lately...the song is timely. I have added the lyrics under the video. I like reading them almost as much as I like listening to them.
This might hurt, it's not safe
But I know that I've gotta make a change
I don't care if I break,
At least I'll be feeling something
'Cause just okay is not enough
Help me fight through the nothingness of life
I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
No regrets, not this time
I'm gonna let my heart defeat my mind
Let Your love make me whole
I think I'm finally feeling something
'Cause just okay is not enough
Help me fight through the nothingness of this life
'Cause I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
take me all the way (take me all the way)
take me all the way ('cause I don't wanna go through the motions)
take me all the way (I know I'm finally feeling something real)
take me all the way
I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
take me all the way (take me all the way)
take me all the way (I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go)
take me all the way (through the motions)
take me all the way
I don't wanna go through the motions
This might hurt, it's not safe
But I know that I've gotta make a change
I don't care if I break,
At least I'll be feeling something
'Cause just okay is not enough
Help me fight through the nothingness of life
I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
No regrets, not this time
I'm gonna let my heart defeat my mind
Let Your love make me whole
I think I'm finally feeling something
'Cause just okay is not enough
Help me fight through the nothingness of this life
'Cause I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
take me all the way (take me all the way)
take me all the way ('cause I don't wanna go through the motions)
take me all the way (I know I'm finally feeling something real)
take me all the way
I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
I don't wanna go through the motions
I don't wanna go one more day
without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don't wanna spend my whole life asking,
"What if I had given everything,
instead of going through the motions?"
take me all the way (take me all the way)
take me all the way (I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go)
take me all the way (through the motions)
take me all the way
I don't wanna go through the motions
Thursday, April 16
Urban Dictionary
Flea, of The Good Flea did a meme and invited everyone to steal it, as she did from some unexpecting stranger. She's immoral that way (so she says). So, as long as she has it, I guess it is hers to give away, and I accept. Here are the directions...
Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urbandictionary.com. You MUST use the first definition!
1. Your name: Andrea
2. Your age: 34
I will leave this one out...I just can't post that...lol.
3. What should you be doing: Cleaning
v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
4. Favorite color: Purple
Note from the author: I may change my favorite color.
5. Birthplace: Grove
6. Month of your birthday: April
"hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you"
7. Last person you texted: Jill
again...just couldn't use the first definition...
8. One of your nicknames: Andy
hmmm...that is weird.
9. What are you doing this weekend: Nothing
YUP
10. Random word: tango (the cat)
So...there you have it...steal this meme...it is fun. Sometimes naughty. And you just might learn something.
Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urbandictionary.com. You MUST use the first definition!
1. Your name: Andrea
Andrea comes from the Latin meaning "Womanly" or "Beautiful Lady". She is steadfast and confident,honest and reliable.A tower of strenth for thoughs she cares for and a rock to the family. That girl is quite the andrea. | ||
I will leave this one out...I just can't post that...lol.
3. What should you be doing: Cleaning
v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
4. Favorite color: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
Note from the author: I may change my favorite color.
5. Birthplace: Grove
A state that is actually not as bad as people think. Tulsa and OKC are a good size for a city with being too big like houston. The only thing country about most of the peopleis the attitude, and that is regarding to being friendly and waving to people(although as with everywhere some people are just dicks). Also the home state of the flaming lips. "Man oklahoma gets a lot of good music,(especially at the stillwater bars{mike's college bar never let's down with their musical acts}). " | ||
The town that I was born in had a really weird definition...sooo...the state will have to do.
6. Month of your birthday: April
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
"hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you"
7. Last person you texted: Jill
| a really awesome girl wow, look at that jill who just pulled over by the cops, man | ||
again...just couldn't use the first definition...
8. One of your nicknames: Andy
Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly. "Word is, he's andy." | ||
9. What are you doing this weekend: Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining. Hey, whatcha doin'? (clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing. | ||
YUP
10. Random word: tango (the cat)
aka Target.
Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed
Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed
Echo Foxtrot to Uniform Zulu, Over
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.
So...there you have it...steal this meme...it is fun. Sometimes naughty. And you just might learn something.
Friday, April 3
Wednesday, March 25
Monday, March 23
Stellan
If you have read my blog at all, you know that I have asked you to pray for MckMama and her family several times in the past. Well, I am saying it again tonight as Stellan (also known as MckMuffin on www.mycharmingkids.net) is having some of the same heart problems that he had in utero. Please send your prayers up for him, his family, the doctors and nurses. Also, click over to her blog to let her know that you are praying.
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